Tuesday, 6 February 2007

the dangerous kitchen

Yes folks i am flying by the arse end of my pants out here
I decided to cook an omelet and break all my own rules and walk round the back
where the Egyptians cook.
Oh dear oh dear. fucking world war three fly festival with shite on every
item and on the olde work surface( sorry that's piece of wood with dead
goat remains in it!) It was basically a disease waiting to spread but my trustee American friend and i decided to take it on and make a feast.

The Egyptians looked on s we worked out that 7 eggs are needed for 2 people
and that the gas bottles don't explode of you light them quickly from the side.
They were preparing a feast so it was a good thing that we only had a small
weird looking omelet to make. I loaded mine with hot sauce and ketchup
just to give it the blast that it needed as we could n't nuke the thing in any mic afterwards.

God it's good to live like a king..


If i make it back there shall be more

lets hope that the famous stomach keps me safe

Bo

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