Denistry white

Well it has been sometime since i re-blogged.
Forgive me as i have been out enjoying my final days
picking folk up from the airport and really just mellowing out over here
before the great return to the greyness of the motherland. Urghhh

SO thought I would get my teeth cleaned as it's been a moon or so
and its much cheaper over here.

As you can imagine I checked everything before hand as
I know w wee bit about sanitation having a degree in biology.
It was comforting in the dentist as the first thing i saw was an autoclave which
is an absolute for cleaning their instruments.

I have the worlds most sensitive teeth so i
explained all this to the PHD man that was dealing with my teeth.
He smiled back at me with those million dollar crowns that
always make you feel happy and yet hopeless as your teeth
look like something from the nightmare on elm street.

Anyway the place was small and very clean,
Which is more than can be said for the bathroom
which had last years faeces in it. Dr Adel had a wonderful reputation
and all the ex pats gave him glowing reviews.

The strange thing was he had a tv screen right there in front of
where he worked. Not for me but for him to watch his
arabic tv soaps and 1970s movies.It seems to be a must in Arabia for folk to
sit and watch the teeth whether they are cleaning teeth, meat , or chicken.
I mentioned that i didn't understand Arabic so the volume went down a Little anyway.
Before i knew it he was in and doing his thing with what looked like very
clean 6" nail. Arghh yes they are my teeth. Fuckers hurt when i take a pee so
it's always a chore going to the dentist. I must say he was rather good. no real pain
other than what i experience when i eat glass. He took so much care and did a very thorough scan.
Then halfway through I heard Kermit the frog.
Kermit the fucking frog?
Was I tripping yet again. Good god Imagine what i would be like if i actually took
any drugs. Nope it was his telephone singing the Muppet song. It seems that all Arabians
find it necessary to have the most ridiculous ring tones. Regardless of intelligence and
position. So he answered it spitting vowels everywhere like they do in Arabia and get back
to the job in hand.

Needless to say my mouth fits my looks now very
charming for a beater.

more from the edge...

Bo

p.s. is anybody out there ?