moonlight flight

The trouble with gypo,hobo air is it's full of folk on cheap holidays who have never left blighty.
there's nothing wrong with that but it has it's accompanying madness as many have never left the UK before.
the result is a plane full of half pissed folk trying to sing there way to the sun in a cramped plane
that sells everything and it's dog at top dollar prices.

anyway, I read for most of the trip and managed to doze for a microsecond and eat the food i had brought with me.nasty stuff that airline shite.
Landing at sharm is always a fun thing!
the pilot suddenly believes he is a world war 2 fighter pilot and also a racing driver all at once.
folk are being sick and throwing up. then the stewardess says remember to not drink the water and be safe in the heat buy our bottled water and everyone starts to panic and drink like alcoholics. gotta love those cheap sun seeking Brits(like me? ha)

The madness at Sharm airport hasn't got any better
four conveyor belts with no sign or people telling you where
anything is. not even the flight number.
folk who where rather indignant and arrogant in gatwick acted
like sheep and lost rats here. hmmmm

it took me an hr and some cunning detective work but i got my bags and hot footed it into the
car park for some hard haggling.

BO